An Official Apology Letter To The Baltimore Ravens



 Dear Baltimore Ravens,

    I give my apologies for underestimating you guys and thinking that you were going to get smacked by the Lions, when in fact it was ya'll who beat the ever-loving shit out of them. You are a very good football team and it turns out your receivers CAN catch footballs. It did take them seven weeks but let's not dwell on that.

    Lamar Jackson is great. I have been saying this the entire time but he continues to show how talented he is. He made Aidan Hutchinson look like an old man with Parkinson's on roller skates today, and that was pretty fucking crazy to see. It's his world, and the Lions were just the poor fuckers living in it. I now think he just might be in the top five for MVP after today's domination.

    You guys really showed the Lions who their daddy was today. If both of ya'll go off and end up in the Superbowl against each other, you just may become the dream crushers of the NFL. Your defense turned the Lions from fast-paced and dominant to inconsistent and confused. It was very scary. Please tell Mr. Roquan Smith I said he is very good at football. Kyle Van Noy the journeyman also did awesome getting two sacks. If ya'll keep playing like this complete team today, the AFC is all yours.

    So please forgive my apparent ignorance, as I did not know ya'll were like that, especially when my Colts sent you home in overtime back in week 2. I hope you understand that it was strictly business that week and not a personal attack. Good luck with the rest of your games, and I hope the Colts don't see you in the playoffs only to beat you again!

Sincerely,

Fax



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